Yesterday when I got home from work I flipped on the TV and heard one of the talking heads say that the recession is officially over.  And not only is it over, it’s been over, for over a year.  They said that the official end of the recession was June, 2009. Lolwut?

A catastrophic implosion of a magnitude never-before-seen, is over and nobody noticed it except the bow-ties at NBER after they had a year and a half to study, clean, analyze and massage the data?  Yeah, right (and monkeys might fly out my butt).

But look, it’s right there on the graph!

Pretty sure I dropped an f-bomb or two.

What happened was that the fraudulent system persuaded or blackmailed the government in to bailing them out on the backs of the working class by theft and extortion writ large.  And guess what? The working class is still working, they’re still poor, they’re still living paycheck to paycheck, and most of them are struggling to regain whatever sense of security they might’ve held before the economy went belly-up.

If you want to pick nits and say, “Well the NBER defines a recession’s end as the low point”, I’m not going to get in to a semantic pissing match with you. The fact of the matter is that for most people, this hardly registers as an end to the recession because for most people things haven’t gotten better, they aren’t about to get better any time soon, and it will take years to get back to wherever they were prior to the implosion.

Many forecasters estimate that output needs to grow over the long run by about 2.5 percent to keep the unemployment rate, now at 9.6 percent, constant…

…The broadest measure of unemployment, including people who are reluctantly working part time when they wish to be working full time and those who have given up looking for work altogether, also was at its highest level since World War II. [NYT]

I don’t know how you interpret that, but 10-percent unemployment rate (one that is considerably higher if you account for underemployment) hardly strikes me as an end to a recession. As long as 1 in 10 people looking for work to pay their bills are unable to find work, something is terribly wrong. Until the economy has in-fact “recovered” it’s still a goddamned recession in my book.

To put this all in proper context, we need to juxtapose the fact that 1 in 10 people are unemployed and probably 1 in 5 people are underemployed, with the slave-like systematic dependence on Wall Street, NBER and their respective oracles (who throughout the years have done absolutely nothing but engineer the sort of monetary collapse we recently lived through).

This is the paradox of modern capitalism: masses of people are out of work, fighting to keep their homes if they haven’t already lost them, starving, dropping much-needed expenses like insurance policies, or prescription medications, etc., in order to stay financially afloat…

All of these people still need food, shelter, warmth, leisure, whatever. Everyone still wants goods and services; everyone still wants stuff, and those needs can only be satisfied by production, which requires people [doing work and getting paid for that work]. [link]

It is this way because they want it this way.They want it this way because this is how they maintain control: convince the masses that they can’t take care of their own, convince them that they can’t survive, convince them that they need the government or the multinational corporations of the world to “provide” them with “jobs” and paychecks, convince them that there are powers at work which are infinitely beyond their comprehension.  And every once in a while you stir up some shit, or fail to take the appropriate preventative measures, or maybe go a little (or a lot) overboard.  For a few years everything goes sideways and upside-down.

But it’s enough to remind those working idiots that they aren’t in control, there are things they don’t understand or can’t comprehend, and reinforces the illusion that they do need the parasites.

They don’t.  But until they — we — can wake up and shake the cobwebs out of our collective brains, and systematically withdraw support for such an abomination, it’s going to continue.

This concludes today’s lesson in futility.