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K9 Officer Eats Hash Brownies, Hilarity Ensues

May 10th, 2007

A Dearborn, MI police officer (ironically, a K9 handler), now retired, is in the news today for “bogarting” someone’s “stash”:

Dearborn police declined to pursue criminal charges against an officer last year, even after the cop admitted to taking marijuana from criminal suspects and, with his wife, cooking it up in brownies.

Apparently, he made some hash brownies, and “freaked out,” calling 911. I heard the 911 tape on the way in to work this AM, and it was absolutely batshit crazy. “We made brownies and I think we’re dead, I really do…” He continued to ask the operator if she knew the score of the Red Wings game, because he thought he was dreaming. As an added touch, the officer initially threw his wife under the bus, claiming he was duped. Subsequent investigation revealed that he had used confiscated marijuana to “bake” the brownies himself.

And he’s allowed to retire with benefits – not even a slap on the wrist.

I’m all in favor of his right to eat cake, errr, pot-brownies; I really, truly am. But that doesn’t mean he’s not a douchebag of the highest order. How many people were punished as a result of this turd’s psychological projection? How many people lost their jobs, their licenses, their kids, or their scholarships?

Some classes of people are still above the law. Pity the rest of us.

Junk Bonds & Junkets

May 3rd, 2007

+++ I fixed the links +++

The two have a common thread here in Michigan…

If it’s not bad enough that the Michigan state pension fund is dominated by junk bonds, (Ford, General Motors), now the State intends to spend (by my estimate) close to $3000 per person, to send a delegation of 80 people to fucking Hawaii for a week – while simultaneously pressing for a new business tax to replace the repealed SBT, cutting services and laying off police officers, cutting school funding – the list goes on… And now they’re spending a quarter of a million dollars on a week-long junket to Hawaii.

Many attendees are rarely, if ever present at pension meetings – this is troubling, but not as Oakland County Commissioner Mike Rogers, who opted out of the trip, but laments that, “This was the first opportunity for me to get training, and I better know something when we’re dealing with more than $1 billion in investments…”

How can Rogers go on record with this and not immediately be asked to resign from this position I am at a loss for words. No amount of “F-bombs” can describe how furious this makes me – how dumbfounded I am. “Better know something”? You’re goddamn right you “better know something”!

Apparently, a representative’s fiduciary responsibility does not actually include fiduciary responsibility, else the State would’ve hired a professional fund manager.

Democracy is so great.

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