The Daily Show had a hilarious piece tonight about government spending. Bonus points for quites like “what the pork?”, “reporklicans,” “spendocrats,” and, “there’s an entire department of education?“.

“fatassocrats…” bwahahaha.

Who paid for this office? That’s a nice computer. Who paid for that? The taxpayers.
I must’ve been drunk when I paid for that.

If I can find a transcript, I’ll see what I can do. If you didn’t see it, you probably ought to ignore this nonsensical post.