1. Find a place full of people whose commonality you can exploit with an “I’m just like you guys” advertisement.
2. Give them a verbal blowjob of a mural.
3. Sit back, wait…
4. Count the $$$

Wow, talk about targeted marketing! Found this one over at DailyKos, where liberals (the nu-skool type) run rampant:

Then again, the customer service, and the air-signals always sucked. Always.

Unions: the product of bad management.