How about this quote:

“I feel comfortable enough in my masculinity to say that if I had to stand in the presence of these men for more than ten seconds, I’d spontaneously grow a pair of ovaries.“

So, without further adieu, has anyone seen 300 yet? I totally want to see it. And I’m going to go see it regardless of what you tell me, because I remember learning about the battle of Thermopylae in ninth grade world history class. And I was amazed. Absolutely stunned by the story of the 300 – which in fact was probably closer to a few thousand, but either way, they were significantly outnumbered. On the order of 30:1.

Throw in a pinch of 2006 CGI (the movie was filmed in Montreal, against blue-screens) and you’ve got yourself a recipe for one seriously bad ass movie. I think it’s showing on IMAX nearby…