From Michigan: Why would a State government “shut-down” concurrently require Detroit’s casino resort to close? The state of Michigan has been notably lax in enforcing its agreements with the tribal casinos, I’m sure we can do without whatever regulators are generally present in Motown, too.

From the Democratic People’s Republic of California: Age profiling? If not, I can’t see how a law banning minors from talking on cell-phones while driving can possibly have any teeth. Also, this sort of law, like seatbelt laws, is the proverbial “low-hanging fruit.” Every police resource wasted allocated to its enforcement makes everyone else a little bit less safe.