Hey, Obama!

As long as I’m required to provide an account of, and to submit a portion of my income to you (against my will), your minions, and/or your respective successors each year on or by April 15, this date will still “approach with dread each year.”

Nice try, though.  Really.  The only fair tax is a flat tax.  A really flat tax, like zero.  Any other amount of taxation is theft.

We need to simplify a monstrous tax code that is far too complicated for most Americans to understand, but just complicated enough for the insiders who know how to game the system.

Translation: “someone else” is cheating you.  Those people will be made to pay more taxes.

Psssst: that “someone else” is you. You just didn’t know it.