Across the U.S. of A., today is Election Day. Do something productive: don’t vote.

Election Day masquerades as a magical opportunity afforded to all freemen, to decide the political direction of a community, locale, state, etc. In the real world, the serfs are merely allowed to “choose” their new masters under the ruse of democracy which, thanks to public-school propaganda, has become to many a near-synonym for freedom.

The candidates for Lordship, of course, have been thoroughly vetted by the incumbent parties and special interests, ensuring that whosoever receives the most tallies by day’s end will toe the proverbial line.

The residents of Detroit are asked to choose from a buffet of candidates in various stages of foreclosures, bankruptcies, and in at least one case, bank fraud and tax evasion. When asked about these discretions, they reply, “There are no perfect candidates.”

Indeed. Which is why there should be no candidates.