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Colbert Rips My Romney Joke

January 17th, 2008

Yesterday, I made a crack at Mitt Romney:

Does anyone else think that it’s funny that Romney grew up in Michigan, which State is shaped like a mitten? Mitt. Mitten. Get it?

Stephen Colbert, of The Colbert Report and The Daily Show fame, thought so, too.

He used a variant of the same joke in yesterday’s edition of the Report. Colbert postulated his law of electioneering, that voters will always choose the candidate whose name most closely resembles the state in which they reside. In light of this “law,” Colbert suggests that Giuliani ought to change his name to “Dangleschlong,” if he hopes to have any success in Florida.

I should have obtained a copyright on that joke, then I could sue him, like those folks with the Christmas Pug. Maybe they’re not suing Fox, I really have no idea. But they are raising (were raising) some amount of hell over the situation. I don’t buy the whole copyright argument*, and I don’t like it, to boot. I even offered an alternative solution. But I don’t blame the dog’s owners for chastising Fox’s hypocrisy.

*If you search my blog, you’ll see that I’ve changed my tune w/r to IP over the last 2 or 3 years. I do not delete my old posts, even though they may be at odds with my present position.

Catching Up Around the ‘Sphere

January 16th, 2008

I’ve been absent for a few days, so I suppose it’s time to catch up.

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Mitt Romney is celebrating a victory by wide margin here in Michigan. His television ads so far have been pandering to the UAW and automotive base, traditionally safe haven for the Dems. (Sidebar: Does anyone else think that it’s funny that Romney grew up in Michigan, which State is shaped like a mitten? Mitt. Mitten. Get it?) Among other things, he’s been promising “investment” by which he really means “subsidy,” and peddling all sorts of nationalist economic mercantilism.

The son of a former car-company chief, Romney pledged billions in Washington aid to bolster automakers. And his anti-Washington, pro-change message resonated with Republicans in the state whose economic fortunes have declined along with the auto industry.

Pledging “billions.” Where do you think that money is going to come from, Mitt? Well, it can come from taxes, or it can come from the printing press. I thought Republicans were supposed to be for free markets and low taxes. Apparently, not when an election is on the line. Republican he is not. CoyoteBlog is certainly not the only one who ponders these things…

I propose that the amount of bullshit people are willing to believe is proportional to how badly they want it to be true.

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Speaking of the “i” word…

The Washington Post continues to propogate the myth that inflation is not a monetary phenomenon. The pace of inflation has increased some 50% over fiscal year 2006. The market anticipates another rate cut by the FED, so apparently Bernanke remains committed to the FED’s policy of using inflation to combat inflation.

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The USDA is urging a ban on cloneburgers, even while the FDA has determined they are safe to eat. I endorse cloneburgers, previous post here.

Part of the problem, according to the Washington Post, is foreign trade, where other countries are reluctant to purchase genetically altered florae and faunae from the U.S. I say fuck them if they don’t want it. More cloneburgers for the rest of us. Or clone-veggieburgers. We shouldn’t be prohibited from purchasing and consuming consistently tasty clones simply because some eurotrash is skeptical. The French love their peasant farmers more than the U.S. loves its agribusiness. Tell them to get off their collective derrieres and actually produce something for a change…

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Via FSK’s shared items, I came across this Bryan Angliss, who clearly doesn’t know how to think. He honestly argues that without the government, the national highway system would “end up being controlled by a single monopolistic corporation, and that’s functionally equivalent to the government that already owns the highways.”

There is simply no basis in historical fact or in theory, for assuming that roads would end up being monopolized. American history, is full of examples of private highways around the turn of the 19th century, many of which earned small or modest returns. Bonus points for recognizing that the government is equivalent to the “single monopolistic corporation.”

…However: Several demerits for failing to recognize that monopolies have historically not existed without the sanction and privilege granted to them by governments. Further demerits for ostensibly understanding that “monopolies are bad,” but failing to apply that line of reasoning in a consistent manner. (i.e., if monopolies are bad, and government is functionally equivalent to a monopoly, what does that say about government?) Even more demerits for citing sports venues and mass-transit as examples of “public goods.” These are probably two of the absolute worst examples of a public good, but Angliss suggests that,

[T]he economic benefits of a major sports franchise and mass transit will boost the entire region’s growth, reduce pollution throughout the region, etc, so fairness requires that everyone who will benefit should help pay the costs..

Where to begin… By this logic, a department store or a restaurant or a movie theater is a public good, because it will boost the entire region’s growth.

I don’t even want to waste the time explaining that “public financing” of major sports stadiums (operated by billionaires who own billion-dollar franchise teams) essentially amounts to public subsidization of their wealth and largesse, and allows them to earn a far higher return than they otherwise would. Public sports venues routinely employ minimum-wage workers, commission-based hawkers, and volunteer organizations to perform the lion’s share of the vending and services. “Public” police are conscripted for crowd control, and “public” thoroughfares are congested on game days. Furthermore, Angliss’ argument is essentially Bastiat’s fallacy of the broken window, noticing only what is “seen” and ignoring what is “not seen,” that is, he essentially assumes that if the money is not spent on the sporting venue and its complimentary goods and services, the money will not be spent on anything, anywhere. This is demonstrably not true, and even if it were true, it doesn’t mean the money disappears. It would become “savings,” which is what people are able to do when they’re not taxed to the hilt. And “savings” encourages investment, in spite of Keynes.

I could go through the same sort of step-by-step with public transit, but I’d rather not.

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At The Liberty Papers, Doug Mataconis comments on the Supreme Court’s refusal to grant terminally ill patients the ability to use experimental treatment.

This reminded me of something I’ve thought for quite some time. When the “right to die” issue is brought up, sometimes people make an argument that goes something like this: “We shouldn’t play God with human lives.”

It’s facially hypocritical to argue that “We shouldn’t play God” by permitting people to end their own lives. Preventing someone from exercising the right to die is essentially forcing them to remain alive, which amounts to no less than playing God. There are no two ways about this. If it’s wrong to “play God,” by helping people die, it’s just as wrong to keep them alive.

We “play God” when we perform quadruple bypass surgeries, when infants are born months premature and they are incubated by thousands of dollars of technology, when we grow flowers in a greenhouse during the winter months, and so on. I submit, that there is nothing wrong with “playing God.”

If you want to argue against a person’s right to end his or her own life, you’ll need a stronger case than that.

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The CoyoteBlog complains about an Oregon law which requires an attendant to fill up your gas tank.

I ran into the same emasculating regulation while I was in Oregon snowboarding back in late May, 2007. What a fucking nightmare – since I was running late for an AM flight back to Detroit, I did the same thing: gassed up my rental car. Then, the clerk was there in seconds. He said something to the effect of, “I’m supposed to do that for you.”

Listen brah, in Michigan, we pump our own gas. I don’t have time to wait for your rent-seeking ass.

Friday Quickies

January 4th, 2008

Yesterday was the Iowa Caucus. I don’t even know what a Caucus is, and I’m not really interested. It has something to do with the presidency. w00t!

The Keene Free Press endorses nobody for president in 2008. H/T to Bill StClair:

Nobody has convinced us that a president is compatible with freedom;
Nobody has demonstrated that government is a good thing;
Nobody has shown us we need government;
Nobody can prevent bad people from harming you;
Nobody can prevent terrorist attacks;
Nobody truly represents all the people in America;
Nobody can restore our faith in the federal government;
Nobody can make the world safe for Democracy;
Nobody is the clear choice to lead us;

So we’re endorsing Nobody for President in 2008.

I also endorse nobody. They’re all charlatans. If you can live with yourself after voting for one of those bastards, so be it. But I refuse to participate in that charade.

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At the Distributed Republic, Micah Ghertner shares his feelings about the new promotional campaign the Army is using to instill patriotism in the hearts of Americans. It is a music video set to scenes of national gaurdsmen rescuing flood victims and soldiers liberating brown people in foreign countries. I had the same thoughts as I watched the same thing in absolute disgust last week during the previews to “I Am Legend.” It was made even worse because I don’t like the band 3 Doors Down.

Unfortunately, our propaganda isn’t confined to the silver screen. At Without Hyphens, Olly notes the pervasiveness of this sort of propaganda is a testament to the general success that mass indoctrination has had on a nation of people, and it’s not limited to half-time shows, National Anthems, or Sea-World.

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This is like the eleventy-billionth article the FT has posted about gold in the last three days. Pretty soon, I’m going to need to pay for a subscription to read all the articles. (Note: you can register free to view up to 30 articles per month.) Gold is a historically effective hedge against inflation.

People continue clamoring for that barbarous relic, namely, gold. Similarities and differences between the current peak and historical peak are discussed in greater detail than I care to elaborate upon, but let’s say that production is decreasing, and demand is generally increasing, all while more and more dollars are pumped into the economic system.

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The latest incident of an armed citizen diffusing an armed robbery of a grocery store in Indianapolis:

A grocery store customer in Indianapolis is being credited with halting an armed robbery by pulling his own weapon and pointing it at the assailant until police arrived.

As a supporter of the right to self-defense, I think the right to bear arms is not debatable. I love these stories, but wish they didn’t have to happen.

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I’m working on “Comments on Comments #2,” so check back tonight or tomorrow. Otherwise, enjoy the weekend.

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