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Wicked Awesome.

April 23rd, 2007

This is the worst time of year to watch movies at the theater. Unless of course, the movie you want to see is Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film For Theaters, a movie in which an animated death metal band (music by Mastodon) tells the viewer to piss off in the first 5 minutes, because “we already have your money!”

That said, the summer blockbuster season is right around the corner. And I don’t think I could be more excited about a film than the forthcoming Transformers full-length, live action, Spielberg/Bay production, due out July 4. Trailer, via YouTube:

Death By Snu-Snu

April 13th, 2007

Think a planet full of women is out of the question? Think again.  This reminds me of a certain episode of Futurama, where the men, stranded on planet Amazonia, face death by snu-snu.

The Amazonians will be divided into three groups. The one called Zapp will be snu-snued by the large women. He who is designated Fry will be snu-snued by the petite women. And Kif, being the most attractive male, will be snu-snued by the most attractive women of Amazonia. Then the large women! Then the petite women! Then the large women again!

Well, the snu-snu part will be alright, I guess. Then again, maybe not:

Thog: We hear tell men used for snu-snu. But all we have go on are ancient legend and subscription to Cosmo.
Zapp: Just FYI, I could be used for snu-snu.
Thog: Silence. You want die like last men visit Amazonia?
Fry: What’d they die of?
Kug: Crushed pelvises.

Futurama is one of the more underrated programs, and I’m glad Comedy Central gave it new life on the Adult Swim programming block. What can I say – I’m a sucker for an misogynistic, alcoholic, kleptomaniacal robot who burps and farts fire, and a bumbling pizza-delivery boy. Plus professor Farnsworth is a riot.

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