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If God didn’t want us to eat animals…

April 5th, 2007

“If God didn’t want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?” – Homer Simpson

I have a friend from high-school that I see occasionally who is a “raw vegan.” He eats nothing but organic food, and he doesn’t eat anything that’s processed – whatsoever. Raw means raw; he does not cook his vegetables. He just decided to stop eating meat one day, and it progressed from there. But he’s not holier-than-thou about it, generally. He will occasionally regale you, if you ask about his choice, with stories about how they slaughter chickens and pigs, but for the most part, he doesn’t attract attention.

This will probably not sway him, but via Strike The Root, an Oregon State University scientist questions the lack of consistent application of one’s moral principles, and makes the claim that a vegan diet is far from bloodless.

[Steven Davis, professor of animal science at OSU” has found evidence that suggests that the unseen losses of field animals are very high…

In contrast, grazing ruminants such as cattle produce food and require fewer entries into the fields with tractors and other equipment. In grazed pastures, according to Davis, less wildlife is lost to the mower blades, and more find stable habitat in untilled fields. And no-till agriculture also helps stabilize soil and reduce run-off into streams.

So, the next time you order that $9 tofu burger, and reminisce about how goddamn great a good pulled-pork sandwhich tastes, consider all the bunnies and voles and field mice who lost their lives to the mechanized scythes that provide you with your vegan diet.

Pointing Out the Obvious

April 4th, 2007

What if you saw this headline: New Study: Fewer Drowning Deaths in Death Valley than Lake Michigan?

Well, not quite so bad, but it must be a slow news day when the paper reports the following:

A relatively mild winter may have contributed to the recent season’s [snowmobile] safety record.

“There is a direct relationship between snowmobile activity and the amount of snow on the ground,” association spokesman Gary Mitchell said in a statement.

So, less snow = less snowmobiling = fewer snowmobiling deaths. Are you kidding me?

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

I’ve lived in Michigan my entire life. This year, I went up north snowboarding over NYE weekend and for the first time since I started skiing 16 years ago, there was no snow on the side of the roads. No snowbanks, no drifts, not even that melty, gross, brownish sludge that crumbles off the back of your wheel-wells when it warms up. On President’s Day in February, the story was mostly the same – sure, it had been colder, the slopes were in better condition, but it hadn’t snowed enough for there to be really any substantial amount of accumulation. In early March, when accumulation is often at its maximum – there might’ve been a foot or so on the ground in some places. Snowmobilers are usually everywhere up there in the winter. I might’ve seen five or six of them this year – and they weren’t even active, they were parked at the bar.

How is this a news story?

Gnargasm 4.0

December 12th, 2006

What is a gnargasm, you ask? It’s the decided appellation of our annual winter skiing & snoboarding extravaganza, which has in years past, taken me to locales like Whistler, B.C., Park City, UT, and Winter Park, CO. Alright, why gnargasm? Well, gnar is defined thusly:

A shortened version of the word gnarly, meaning high on the scale of dangerousness and coolness…A term skiers often us to describe the snow type.

And I hope the suffix -gasm is self-explanatory. So, now I can resume my regularly scheduled blogging, and planning other trips.

Six of us will be venturing out to California/Nevada border, in two groups: I and two others will leave Wednesday, January 10, and we will meet the rest on Thursday afternoon when their plane lands. We will be returning together on January 15. The destination is Heavenly at Lake Tahoe, which straddles the CA/NV border, but we also plan on hitting Alpine Meadows on the lake’s North shore area, and maybe one other mountain if time permits. Once there, we will be meeting up with a friend who lives in the area for a day or two, and enjoying all the finer sins in life, like gambling, and going really fast on big mountains.

Picking out the lodging was a pain in the ass. Because there are 6 of us, we don’t get the full benefit from the double-occupancy deals, so getting two rooms is kind of expensive, and there are too many of us to fit comfortably in one room. Also, the Casinos looked nice – but we’re not really the type of people who require concierge service, or town car service. The budget options were attractive, but left something to be desired. So I finally lucked out, and settled on what I hope will be a unique (i.e., not like your normal vacation) experience. During our stay, we will be staying at The Block, apparently the first hotel in the world designed by a snowboarder (Mark Frank Montoya, who, coincidentally, designed my bib overalls). Here is a description:

With vaulted ceilings, eight-foot windows and original works of art, the inviting atmosphere of the Internet lounge features café-style furniture, computer work-stations and a big-screen television. Guests receive rare perks including VIP treatment at the high-energy Altitude nightclub inside Harrah’s … Guestrooms are equipped with basic amenities such as wireless Internet access and cable television and “New School” units feature snowboard racks, boot dryers/glove warmers, down comforters, wireless Internet access, Xboxes and PlayStations.

Also included in the price of our lodging is free Pabst Blue Ribbon beer, and free energy drinks. The entire Hotel is aimed at people who want to rock out, and several reviews I’ve read online described it as “loud and full of people who just want to party.” I don’t think we should be staying anywhere else. Our rooms have two queen beds each, and supersized beanbag chairs, a balcony with table & chairs, free pr0n and video game rentals, boom-box/cd-player, etc. There is a rooftop hot-tub for the evening. The Block is a short walk to Casinos and the main Gondola lift.

Said my friend Coast, “I’m not used to seeing places that were designed for, well, us. Cool.”

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