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Is the Second Amendment an “Anachronism”?

December 3rd, 2007

Some folk over at Harvard think so. Allow me to disagree.

Via Bureaucrash I picked up an article in the Harvard Crimson arguing that the Second Amendment to the U.S. constitution is an “anachronism” (curiously the only five-dollar word contained therein). The article is the worst of the bleeding-heart worst:

Supporters of a constitutionally enshrined individual right to bear arms argue that state gun control laws have “reinterpreted” the right to gun ownership. These limitations on gun ownership, they say, demonstrate that gun ownership itself is not linked to increased violence. But in the wake of the expiration of the Federal Assault Weapon Ban in 2004, gun control remains relatively lax in many states, especially when it comes to handguns, which are responsible for many, if not most, gun-related murders. Gun advocates claim the need for handguns in self-defense, but such considerations are moot when weighed against the number of lives that might be saved by making the weapons illegal.

Apparently this is the sort of screed that passes for “journalism” at that venerable institution. For shame.

I have nothing substantial to add that I haven’t previously mentioned on more than one occasion, I have a few quick hits, and beg forgiveness if I do happen to reiterate a point or two which I deem to be especially worth reiterating. I charge the anonymous author with the following — The Author

  1. Ignores the number of lives that have been saved because some people have had the ability to defend themselves.
  2. Has not even hinted at the validity of its assertions, especially the glaringly hypothetical “number of lives that might be saved…” and neglects to mention that all-important caveat, the assumption that all or most firearms will be instantly and irrevocably removed from the hands of violent and dangerous people, many of whom are already breaking local, state, or federal firearm laws and who are unlikely to miraculously start abiding laws if only we pass another one.
  3. Fails to address the reality that empirical evidence on the efficacy of gun control is a mixed-bag at best. When empirical results are inconsistent, try to understand why the results are inconsistent with otherwise sound theory — do not suggest that a sound theory is incompatible with reality. It is not.
  4. Does not even pretend to refute the proposition that prohibition (of anything) has not in any instance been historically successful, indeed it is in direct opposition to the laws of economics.

The second Amendment may by some stretch be “outdated,” only insofar as it’s been completely emasculated by the Federal Government, which has taken to emasculating every other check against its nearly infinite power, under which circumstance it needs to be replaced with a more robust and irrefutable assertion of individual rights. The State can rarely protect you from other individuals, and it cannot conceivably protect you from itself.

However apocalyptically unlikely, it is this for this reason — and this reason alone — that the Second Amendment was enshrined in Constitution of the United States.

Trans-Fats: Healthier Than Fascism

November 2nd, 2007

(As an aside: It’s been a long week, but I’m actually in quite good spirits. But things like this just really, really piss me off.)

Not satisfied with localized bans (i.e., New York city) on trans fats, Nanny-Staters in the Massachusetts legislature have just upped the ante. They want to ban trans fats for the entire state of Massachusetts.

A key legislative committee yesterday approved a statewide ban on the use of trans fat at restaurants. The prohibition received the approval of the Joint Committee on Public Health, and the proposal will now advance for further review in the Legislature. The ban was championed by the committee’s chairman, state Representative Peter J. Koutoujian, a Waltham Democrat. “The tide is definitely turning toward the use of healthier cooking oils,” Koutoujian said in a statement. Trans fat, a staple of baked goods and fried food, has been linked to heart problems and is known to increase the bad form of cholesterol and lower the good type.

Thank you, Captain Ass-hat. You’re one step closer to “turning the tide” against people who eat things that other people don’t like. When can we start turning the tide on red meat — because, you know those fucking vegans can’t stand it. Can we “turn the tide” on sugar, simply because near-substitutes (e.g., splenda, aspartame, etc.) exist? “Turn the tide” on butter in favor of margarine (something no self-respecting cook would ever do)? Can we “turn the tide” on Coca-Cola because we have Diet Coke? Can we “turn the tide” against Ford automobiles because we know that Volvos are safer?

Enough already!

You can’t be happy just not eating trans fats, yourself. No, I can imagine you now — like Ben Stiller’s character in “Dodgeball,” shamefully stroking off with a piece of pizza — not happy unless nobody is happy. Goddamn it, if you can’t eat it (or if it’s unsafe for the children, or if some people abuse it — the psychological projection doesn’t need to be entirely internal) then nobody ain’t gonna eat it.

And if you haven’t figured it out by now, Mr. Koutoujian, you’re a serious part of the problem. The only tide that needs turning is yours; the one that’s eroding every last one of our personal liberties.

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